Brand New Swag

When I walk in the building,
Buttons on my shirt are gleaming,
Blinding almost anyone that stares with wandering eyes,
Shoes shine like gold,
This is my brand new swag,
That makes most women swoon,
That leaves most men with jealousy,
Painted on their faces,
My brand new swag,
Fresh out the shower like Birdman,
My brand new swag makes me feel weightless,
As if I’m walking on air.
This is my swag,
I ain’t trying to brag,
I’m filled with joy,
I’m over excited,
The Mad Writer has finally obtained his own style,
That he thinks is cool like Febreze,
Bran new swag,
Take a look,
As I stroll down the halls shining bright,
Like a new episode of your favorite TV show.